Why Jon Gosselin Worships Liar Woods
Well…amidst all this Tiger drama we seem to have forgotten about a less famous, more douchey, worse dressed, lying husband and father…Jon Gosselin.
The Tiger drama has taken the media by storm, it has been the cover story on the New York Daily News for two weeks straight, is the first thing you hear on the news when you wake up and as each day passes more and more whores keep coming out of the woodworks claiming they had an affair with Tiger bringing along their dirty pictures, sext messages, and voicemails as evidence.
If one things for sure it’s that Jon Gosselin and maybe even Michael Lohan should be kissing the ground Tiger walks on because he has managed to make those two look like saints! Forget tearful Kate “i’m the victim” Gosselin and her army of 8 interviews, the world is waiting on a new scorned wife, and this time she’s hotter, younger, foreign and been screwed over ten-fold.
So if I were Jon I would take this opportunity to step down from the podium as “world’s worst father/husband,” pack up my bedazzled Ed Hardy gear and focus on a thing called “being a normal human being.” Yes, yes I know it’s hard that the photogs just really don’t give a shit about you anymore, but believe me when I say that this is a good thing.









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